infrequently asked questions

iaq noun, pl. iaqs : 1. initialism for “infrequently asked questions”, a riff on frequently asked questions; 2: a way for people to ask me very inane things by submitting them here¹; 3: an experimental section on my website!

when you find yourself in times of trouble, does mother mary come to you? if so, what words does she speak to you? if not, why

she does! she says “how did i get here? i’m only supposed to go somewhere when someone says ‘mother mary’ three times, and i think it is very clear that you did not since three is the highest number you can count to”

2024-10-21

what is your second-favorite integer?

two

2024-10-21

if you were a cloud, what kind of cloud would you be?

nacreous

2024-10-21

1. no promises you will be answered, but will try to respond to all i find entertaining :) ↩